The challenge is simple:

50 states. 50 "YETSKO"s as Photohunt top score.

This as been a joint effort for many years. Simply put, in every state in our grand union, there will be at least one bar that has had a photohunt champ called "Yetsko". For those who don't know, Photohunt (also called View Finder) is a game on those bar computers ("Crackmachines") where you have to touch 5 differences between two otherwise identical pictures. Once you find five differences you move to another round. Every round the timer goes a little faster. The faster you find the differences the higher the score. It's the night of the photohunter....

And his or her name is Yetsko.

We here at H&H and joedevivre are calling all our peeps and some of our enemies to help us with this challenge and let them know why America is the best damn country going.

Here is what to do. Locate a state on the map above that does not have the Yetsko face on it. In this state, go to a bar with a touchscreen game unit. Drink beer and play photohunt until a top score has been achieved in Photohunt (regular or erotic-just like it sounds but really more revolting than erotic). When you get to where you enter the name, spell out Yetsko (Y-E-T-S-K-O). Note the state, the name of the bar, the people playing who achieved the high score, what they were drinking, and the song playing on the jukebox. Email the info here. And I'll post the info on this site here and post a head on the map.

That's it. I figure we can rock this baby. I mean we've already got ten percent done. And I know for a fact that there are people in California, Hawaii, Minnesota, Washington, and Alaska dying to get drunk and play bar games (two of them Yetskos themselves). If it gets wildly popular, we'll go international. Til then, happy hunting.

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STATE/DATE/DUDES&DUDETTES/BAR/DRINK/SONG

1. Colorado (Denver), 7/05, Yetsko Dixon Jesus, Bannock St. Garage, Old Style, "November Rain" by GnR

2. Georgia, (Valdosta), 2/06, Joe Dixon Maria, Bungalow's, Natural Light, "Terrapin Station" by the Grateful Dead

3. Illinois (Chicago), 4/06, Joe Amanda Dixon Maria, Chipp Inn, Point Special, "Let's Dance" by David Bowie

4. Nebraska (Omaha), 11/06, Joe Amanda, Wooden Windmill, Vodka Gimlets, No music

5. Wisconsin (Kenosha), 1/07, Joe Amanda, The Harborside, Old Style, Clipse