Sep 10 2011
So, yeah. It has been awhile. How you been? How’s work? That thing on your shoulder still festering? No? Cool.
I got bunches of mixes for you. Stockpiled. Like WMDs. The titles are awful for the most part.
Couldn’t Get A Shotgun Job
Seasons Die
Julye Eyee
August Samurai
Wish I Had A Dolly Parton Tape
Slow Starter, No Finish
Enjoy. Don’t go listening to all of them in one sittin’. You go crazy.
Jan 02 2011
One more mix for you. This is the mountains from 128. I think I might have seen a UFO around here. Can you spot it?
Anyways: UFOs at Sunset. Colorado in Danger.
Jan 02 2011
Well, it is over. Time to pack up that bar nativity scene. Time to down what is left of the champagne, eggnog, and winterfest in one disgusting drink. Time to stop playing with toy trains and nutcrackers. Time to go back to work.
Here is a mix to ease the transition and make you feel better about already haven lacked the will power you were sure you’d have in ’011.
Better luck in 2012.
Dec 15 2010
‘Tis the season. Twinkling lights and eggnog buzzes. Love it.
Here is my annual Christmas Mix:
Here are the ghost of mixes past:
Yule Log Rock 2009
Stocking Stuffers 2009
Spiked Eggnog 2008
Reindeer Radio 2007
Bonus:
Joe to the World 2007 (Joe’s Christmas Mix)
Joe said he is working on a creepy Christmas mix this year. So standby for that lump of coal.
Have a great holiday and be safe for goodness’ sake!
Oct 31 2010
Happy Halloween, Samhain, or whatever masked holiday you celebrate today. Here’s a mix by Maria for your unearthly delight.
Oct 30 2010
Just in time for all your Halloween parties, a couple of old mixes. The first your standard good time Monster Mash-based Mosh. The second the witchin’ hour special creepfest. Have fun tonight in the graveyard, dungeon, or stranger’s apartment ducking for apples.
Oct 29 2010
It is Halloween time again. I asked Joe to come out of mix-retirement to make the creepiest mix ever. And he did. It is really disconcerting. It gave my baby nightmares. I nearly wet myself. It roars like a clown car hearse riding through a cornfield or something. Anyways, enjoy…if you dare.
Jun 26 2010
Hey Y’All!
Been awhile. I’ve been busy. It is hot down here. Really hot.
So, here is what I have been into since we’ve last chatted:
Mad Men - Watching it again. Great stuff.
Ray’s Mill Pond - Whatta place and whatta town!
Panfish
Mississippi Kites - Live in my yard. Are swoopingly fine things.
Bandanas…Springsteen style.
And, of course, The Halfling:
Oh, and this is what has been into me. The mix you are fixin’ to enjoy was partially constructed while I had a 103 degree fever and was pretty much incoherent and blacked out. But I think it still sounds okay.
I wish you well!
May 05 2010
There has been a lot of buzz round these parts about the skunk ape, the stinky diminutive southern cousin of bigfoot. Apparently, there have been a lot of sightings down by the river. So much so that there is an editorial in today’s local paper urging people to make sure that are not shooting people in ghillie suits before letting off rounds at the skunk ape. Seriously.
The scary part is that the description is a near perfect match for me: Hairy, Inhuman gait, Bulbous eyes, Over 6 feet tall and 300 lbs, strong scent of sulfur.
So, here is my latest offering…an ode to our regional cryptozoological wonder: Skunk Ape Rock
If you do eye a skunk ape in your backyard, please make sure it isn’t a human before you shoot it. Please. The life you save could be mine.
